Absurdist stop-motion claymation heist-comedy teaser trailer, handcrafted miniature sets, visible fingerprint texture in the clay. Opening: dramatic low-angle push-in on four clay pigeons in tiny balaclavas huddled on a rain-slick gutter, studying a bakery blueprint drawn in crumbs; a tense pastiche spy-thriller theme on pizzicato strings and kazoo. Cut to: the heist in motion — one pigeon lowered on a shoelace through a skylight toward a glistening croissant on a velvet cushion, stubby wings flailing millimeters above laser beams made of red yarn; the score holds one suspended violin note while a metronome ticks. Cut to: deadpan close-up of the bakery cat asleep on the counter, one eye sliding open with a slow wet blink; total silence for a full comic beat, then a tiny pigeon gulp. Final shot: the getaway — pigeons rocketing out of the shop in a runaway shopping cart through a blizzard of flour, croissant held aloft like a trophy, the cat surfing the awning behind them; triumphant brass fanfare interrupted by a cart crash and one sad kazoo honk, hard cut to black. Warm saturated Kodachrome grade, handmade stop-motion flicker and clay texture, soft toy-box volumetric light, ultra-detailed miniatures, playful confident camera movement, trailer comic timing, no text, no captions, no watermark.